How have I been on tumblr this long and never seen this
trying to one-up each other in sneaky pictures
Where do I even start? The fact that she’s posing like a pin up while being captured? The clothing that clings to her shape but still gives the illusion of thickness? The racism? The..odd pelvis? How about how the pirates didn’t need to bother tying up her legs because she’s already holding them as if they were? Or the way she’s not actually sitting on the seat in the boat, but floating slightly above it?
After falling upon hard times, Captain Hook took up transporting glow-in-the-dark rubber racial fetish blow-up dolls to make some extra cash.